What We Learned about Tyra Banks During Her Last Week on Daytime TV

After five years, The Tyra Show and host Tyra Banks took their final bow last week. Never fear, as these moments from her final week on air prove that our beloved Tyra won't ever change her ways. More »

The Soup Bids Adieu to Tyra Banks' Talk Show

This gem of a mashup comes in the form of a tribute by the folks at The Soup, who have extensively followed Tyra Banks' talk show since its inception. This clip gathers the best of Tyra's self-obsessed comments. More »

Tyra's Tales of Having Sex with Short Guys

You guys realize that Tyra's one-of-a-kind talk show will go off the air forever in just a few short weeks, don't you?! This is why we must appreciate her Tyra-isms while we still can... at least her books comes out. More »

Winner of America's Next Top Model May Actually be Crazier than Tyra Banks

Tyra has donned a new heir to the throne of America's Next Top Model, and judging from her antics during last night's episode, she may be crazier than Queen Tyra herself. More »

America's Next Top Model Pits Mannequin Against Sheep

Tyra, lover of nonsense and whimsy, shipped the girls off to New Zealand this week to model with sheep on a craggy hillside. Poor Jessica, so overwhelmed by her "technological" dress, couldn't hold a candle to her woolly co-star. More »

America's Next Top Model Burns Through Another Episode

Whitney Port must have brought some ganja to this week's elimination because things got a little weird. The judges started to feel lethargic as smoke and sheep filled the room while Sesame Street style "Z"s fell from the ceiling. More »

Traumatized Woman Consults 'Tyrastrology'

This afternoon's Tyra was like the "Cats" of newspaper horoscopes: the audience was divided into their signs, given ugly shirts, and were told that if you want to bang a Libra talk to them about "culture." More »

Tyra Asks, "What's the Best Color Panty to Wear So That One Can Get Laid?"

It's not black (too depressing) and it's not red (it's for emergencies). Despite it's association with youth and purity, white wins! According to Tyra's "expert," the color has associations with love-making and is non-threatening. Uh, if you say so! More »

America's Next Top Model: The Black Hole of Fashion

Season to season, the contestants of Tyra's little model competition have been woefully ignorant of the fashion world. Stumped by Tinsley Mortimer, the girls are blissfully unaware of Karl Lagerfeld, love Michael Kors, and assume Louis Vuitton is still alive. More »

America's Next Top Model: A Mother's Banshee Cry

After receiving a condescending lecture from Anslee for her improper thawing technique, Alasia struck back by criticizing Anslee's parenting skills, explaining "you ain't nobody's momma up in this bitch." Models: 0 Frozen Vegetables: 1 More »

Tyra's Team Ambushes Poorly-Dressed Passers-by

Today's Tyra might as well have been called "A Mash Up of TyTy's Most Awesomest and Benevolent Makeovers," but one segment stood out as nothing short of amazing—where Whitney put the hurt on some fools for looking wack. More »

America's Next Top Model Exploits Your Insecurities For Fun

Our favorite monotone, clown-mouthed hipster, Ren, sang her swan song in last night's elimination but not before Tyra pulled some fierce emotional manipulation. More »

Ignorance is Bliss on Tyra

Today on Tyra the contestants from Modelville, the reality-show within the Tyra Banks show, appeared to talk about their experience thus far and their childhood traumas that drive them. More »

America's Next Top Model Puts Japanese Game Shows to Shame

America's Next Top Model is no longer about modeling. It is about shaming aspiring models with ridiculous physical challenges. Last night: Walk down a runway with giant swinging pendulums. It's exactly like Japan's MXC, only funnier. Mashup proof inside. More »

Chelsea Handler Slams Tyra Banks on Chelsea Lately

Earlier tonight, Tyra Banks received a somewhat brutal bitch-slapping from Chelsea Handler. Handler believes that Banks' America's Next Top Model, now in its 14th trimester, should have been aborted long ago. To be honest, we have a hard time disagreeing. More »

The Classy Broads of America's Next Top Model Discuss Interracial Dating

Top Model is known for delving into controversial issues but apparently Tyra saved the best for the 14th cycle. Here, contestant Krista explains her fear of white penises which she feels look like "raw meat." Miss J couldn't agree more.

Fiercely Real Runway Walk Manages to Freak Even Tyra Out

Today's episode focused on Tyra's "fiercely real" teen model search featuring girls sizes 12 and up. Tyra was in for a surprise when one of her contestants got a little freaky with her signature walk. More »

Tyra Creates a New Disease: Drunkorexia

Today Tyra showcased the new teen craze that will be shocking our Moms and Dads across America. Since they already know what "sexting" is, Tyra coined a new affliction: Drunkorexia. More »

Tyra Explains the Relationship Between Wealth and Bodily Secretions

Today's Tyra is focused on how wealth affects the dynamic between men and women in heteronormative relationships. More »

Tyra's Facial Expressions Prove Her Insanity

Valentine dreams came true on today's Tyra when a lucky couple received a free engagement ring and wedding dress. But before the gifts were handed down, they had to endure Tyra's demon dance. At least one of them was blindfolded. More »

Today's Tyra was Vaginaier Than Usual

Tyra's booking agents have outdone themselves. Today's show was about physical anomalies, and Tyra somehow got not one, not two, but a panel of women to come on her show with two vaginas. Tyra, go do your thing. More »