Whoopi Channels Valley Girl Heidi Montag on The View

Talking about Heidi Montag's managerial switch from her husband, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, to personal psychic consultations, Whoopi Goldberg imitated the New Age California girl and won Barbara Walter's ultimate accolades for her ditzy-voiced impression.

Jesse Ventura: "Fire can drop a Skyscraper in 7 seconds?"

This morning the ladies of The View hosted conspiracy theorist, former wrestler/governor of the great state of Minnesota Jesse Ventura to talk about his new book, "American Conspiracies." More »

Joy Behar Really Hated The Oscars

We know that everyone has opinions about last night's Academy Awards ceremony. It's just too bad that none of you have The View serving as your bully pulpit from which to preach your disappointment. Luckily for us, Joy Behar does. More »

Valerie Bertinelli's Potty Mouth on The View

Valerie Bertinelli was unprepared for the censors when she came onto The View today as a guest hostess. While discussing Eliot Spitzer's infidelity, she let loose a string of profanity immediately bleeped out by the network, and shocking the ladies. More »

Barbara Walters makes Robert Pattinson Admit to Having a Vagina Allergy

In case you needed any more proof of that Barbara Walters is now the TV embodiment of senility, watch as esteemed hostess emeritus of The View shames the Twilight star about his... um, admission to Details Magazine. More »

Three Reasons Why it Might Be Time to Put Barbara Walters in a Home

Barbara Walters is one of the hardest working women in show business, not to mention one of the oldest. And do you know what kind of toll the schedule she keeps has on a woman her age?! Take a look. More »

The Octomom Exposes herself on The View: Nervous, Neurotic, and an Inappropriate-Laugher

Nadya Suleman, aka The Octomom, came on to talk about her hectic life and litter of 14. Not sure who to talk to first, she just laughs maniacally, ignores Barbara Walters and general proves that she's batty as all hell. More »

Jersey Shore Drops by The View

Worlds collided today when The Situation, Pauly D, and Snooki did an interview on The View. The Jersey gang gave the ladies nicknames, Joy started "you're not real italians" drama, and Snooki stated she'd known since birth she'd be famous. More »

You're Not the Only One Grossed Out by Brother/Sister Ice Dancing Teams

Just when we thought no one else wondered whether last night's coverage of Olympic Ice Dancing bordered on some Flowers in the Attic-type incest, Whoopi came, patted our heads, and said, "There, there. You're not alone. It is gross." More »

The View Ponders Mystery Mutt's "Human Eyes"

The View had their second annual "Mutt Show" today, which showcased dogs that weren't quite as high-class as those at Westminster. The ladies discussed it's piercing blue eyes, what kind of mix it is, and if it's really a llama. More »

Whoopi Sounds Off on Talent vs. Story

On The View, Whoopi led the ladies in a rant against the dangers of American Idol judges allowing themselves to be steered by sympathy for contestants' pitiable backgrounds instead of actual talent. More »

Victoria Beckham Guest-Hosts The View, Dodges Questions about her Pouty-Face

Sherri, never afraid to ask the tough questions, asked Victoria what's up with her constant-pouty face in photographs. Mrs. Beckham, embarrassed, explained "it's just the way they edit pictures" and quickly diverted to the Glamour cover where she's holding puppies. More »

Barbara Walters is Sick and Tired of her Oscar Special, Quits

Dear ABC, When you decide to make a big deal of promoting a segment where someone is going to make an announcement that "will change the face of Television!" please make sure that it actually lives up to the hype. More »

Joy Behar: Women Don't Give Presents on Valentine's Day

On The View, Joy said that "the man gives to the wife" and that she didn't believe in exchanging gifts on Valentine's Day because "exchanging is for Christmas." Does this go against her feminist ways or is it just old-fashioned? More »

The View to John Mayer: STFU and Sing

John Mayer's recent comments in Playboy are too ridiculous for the co-hosts of the View to discuss in mere words. Whoopi and Sherri have a few song ideas for him. Hit it! More »

Fake Or Not, The View's Staff Do Not Know How To Throw A Party

Today we saw yet another example of integrated viral sponsorship on The View courtesy of Stacy's Pita Chips. Their message? Stacy's chips are equal to or greater than alcohol at a party. They are wrong. And so is this video. More »

The View Discusses the R-word Versus the N-Word

While the co-hosts of The View agree that the "r" word is unacceptable, Whoopi and Sherri shut down Barbara when she suggests that it's in the same category as the "n" word. More »

The Ladies of the View Yell At Each Other While Making Similar Points

On today's View, the ladies decided to settle the issue of where Khalid Sheikh Mohammed should be tried. Elisabeth doesn't think it should be in New York, and everyone agrees with her. Or do they? More »

The View Wants to Show You Scott Brown's Junk Despite the ABC Censors

Today Barbara Walters regaled the View ladies with stories about her visit with Senator Scott Brown (R-MA). But when the censors over at ABC deemed his Cosmo spread "too hot for TV," Joy and Sherri let them have it. More »

TMI on The View: Must Love Dogs

Before hearing further reports from Elisabeth Hasselbeck's marital sidelines, the gals of The View took time to squawk about their dearest loves: their pets and their men. They fired on Whoopi after a self-incriminating slip about her possible open-bed policy. More »