Father Uses Public Humiliation to Punish His "Perfect Daughter" for Breaking Curfew

16-year-old Kirstin Rausch had friends over later than she was supposed to. So as a punishment, her father took out an ad for 30 hours of free babysitting, complete with a picture of her face, in the local newspaper. More »

Friend of Philip Markoff Gives Deeper Insight into the Craigslist Killer

Today on the Early Show, Morgan Houston stopped by to talk about Philip Markoff, once a good friend of hers. She looks back at his sometimes violent actions towards her and wonders if she should have realized he was dangerous. More »

JetBlue Passenger Gives Hazy Details About Steven Slater in Interview

Howard Deneroff was a passenger on the infamous Slater flight, and visited The Early Show for an exclusive. Besides some specious claims that Slater hit his seat, he seems too calm about having been on the most hilarious flight ever. More »

This Kid Is the Most Annoying Movie Critic Ever

11-year-old movie critic Jackson visited The Early Show recently to review summer films. While Jackson liked Ramona and Beezus (and "favorite" Toy Story 3) and loved Salt, he hated Inception for being "confusing." Uh, you're 11? The insufferable video, inside. More »

Big Brother Exit Interview: Kristen Wears an Unironic Eagle T-shirt

Watch Kristen's full interview with Julie Chen, from today's Early Show. The self-described "pickiest person in the world" who sometimes goes "months and years without crying" somehow justifies hooking up on a reality show while her boyfriend watched at home. More »

90's Sitcom Plot Device Problem Solved!

Today during CBS Early Show's Home segment Amy Matthews showed off a quick and cheap solution to your clogged drain. Watch and fawn along with Harry Smith at plumbing's newest ingenious invention. DJ Tanner could have used this. More »

Early Show Offers "Refudiate" Remix, Explains Sarah Palin's Tweet

This morning The Early Show debuted a new segment borrowed quite possibly from Sesame Street wherein they poked fun at Sarah Palin's penultimate gaffe and the twitter gaffe that promptly followed. More »

The Early Show Gets Hip to Fashism

This morning, the Early Show shed its fuddy-duddy image, for at least one segment anyway, as they explored the hip crowd-sourcing fashion site Fashism. Fascism lets you post pictures of potential outfits and crowd-source the response. Seems really useful. More »

Desperate CBS News Makes Up Tween Vampire Biting Trend

Obviously tired of reporting things that are actually news, CBS has suggested its viewers scold the kids today for a dangerous new biting trend. As for any real video evidence, we'll just have to take CBS at their word. More »

Landon Donovan is Just Happy That Americans Like Soccer Now

Landon Donovan's interview on this morning's Early Show was everything you'd expect: shout-outs to YouTubes, an overly enthusiastic Harry Smith and exclamations of 'Dude!' Yet Donovan is repping the US and its nice to know he's pretty grounded. More »

Chris Wragge Rubs One Out on The Early Show

This morning's Early Show featured a segment on the South African Vuvuzela, which has provided annoyance to anyone watching the world cup that isn't from South Africa. Watch host Chris Wragge get a little too into playing (with) it. More »

CBS Weatherman Has Problems With His Weather Map, Gets Made Fun of On-Air

Dave Price couldn't figure out how to get the new "touch screen" weather map to work this morning. Adding insult to injury, both Harry Smith and our local weatherman had a laugh about it while the cameras rolled. More »

Sarah Silverman Instigates An Intimate Moment with CBS Weatherman

Sarah Silverman went on The Early Show this morning, where weatherman Dave Price admitted a long-standing crush. Like many morning show love affairs, their pending embrace was stopped short by another anchor and some bed-wetting talk. More »

George Lopez Talks "Team Lo-Co," Trashes Leno

George Lopez has officially jumped onto the Coco Bandwagon, and slapped his name on the side. Team Lo-Co, says Lopez, will be much younger and "Leno-ing" free. Inside, his interview with CBS' Julie Chen. More »

Ben Stein Attempts to Rap About Money Solutions on The Early Show

This morning, Ben Stein and Harry Smith made complete fools of themselves. First, Stein attempts to rap about spending money wisely (haha old timer) and then Smith comes in to do some sort of geriatric-zombie-with-gout dance. Cringe-worthy indeed! More »

GOP's "Fire Pelosi" Webpage is Still Ridiculous Even After Michael Steele "Taming"

On The Early Show, GOP Chairman Michael Steele explains that the party website featuring Nancy Pelosi in front of a wall of flames and the title "Fire Pelosi" is in no way extreme, and had to be "tamed... down." More »

Dave Price, Cornell Grad, Is The Early Show's Andy Bernard

I'm sorry your NCAA bracket was killed by Northern Iowa and Saint Mary's. But you know whose wasn't? Other than Harry Smith? His Early Show co-anchor Dave Price. Why? He went to a little school called Cornell. Heard of it? More »

Chris Dodd Compares the Senate Finance Bill to a Colonoscopy

On The Early Show, Senator Dodd applauds Harry Smith's recent televised colonoscopy, but he likens the feeling of having ones anus checked to passing the finance reform bill. The only difference being a colonoscopy usually accomplishes something. More »

CBS' Harry Smith Has The Worst NCAA Bracket Ever

It's no secret that winning an NCAA tournament comes down to a bit of luck. But by the looks of his Final Four picks, Harry Smith is going to need Northern Iowa to pull a few upsets. More »

Howard Stern Makes a Rare TV Appearance to Castigate Jay Leno

The day after Leno's Tonight Show premiers, The Early Show invites Howard Stern onto their show to discuss bash Jay Leno. Stern didn't hold back, saying the mere mention of Leno's name makes him want to vomit. More »