Stephen Colbert Belittles Glenn Beck Sponsor

As Stephen Colbert noted tonight, it turns out that Glenn Beck's sponsors might be as crazy as the guy himself. When the apocalypse comes, make sure to have your crisis herb garden! More »

Stephen Colbert Calls Out the Pope

Earlier this week, the Pope spoke out against full body airport scanners. He believes people should be judged by their integrity, and not by what they may be hiding under their pants. Tonight, Stephen Colbert wasn't buying it. More »

Stephen Colbert Watches Barack Obama Grow a Pair

Stephen Colbert has never liked Barack Obama, but—on tonight's episode of The Colbert Report—he finally figured out why: Obama has been going through "presidential puberty" and is finally starting to man up. (Bonus: Tom Hanks!) More »

Stephen Colbert Will Fix Greece's Economy

It seems lately that Stephen Colbert has an answer for everything. On tonight's Colbert Report, he delved into European economics, suggesting how Greece could eliminate its debt problem by pushing it on the rest of the European Union. Video inside. More »

Stephen Colbert Kicks Canada When It's Down

Tonight marked the end of Stephen Colbert's epic coverage of the Vancouver Olympics, and he went out with a Canada-bashing bang. What do you do when the host country disappoints? You mock the HELL out of it, naturally. Video inside. More »

Lindsey Vonn is a Total Giggle Box on The Colbert Report

On The Colbert Report last night, most of Olympic gold medalist Lindsey Vonn's interview was just her giggling. Here it is without Colbert, so you can pretend you told Lindsey Vonn a real knee slapper. You're welcome. More »

Stephen Colbert Attempts to Understand why NBC Sues Everyone over their Olympics Coverage

In an effort to figure out what a person can and can't say about NBC's Olympic coverage without getting sued, Stephen brought on his brother Ed Colbert—a copyright attourney—to help explain the difficulties surrounding the coverage Vancouverage. More »

Shaun White Talks Olympic Fashion, Mocks Figure Skaters on The Colbert Report

Tonight, the Flying Tomato landed in Stephen Colbert's cozy Vancouver studio, as Shaun White stopped by for a post-gold medal victory lap interview. White discussed the American snowboarding team's outfits with Colbert, but not before poking fun at figure skaters. More »

Stephen Colbert Shows That Nothing Is Real With NBC's Olympic Coverage

Bob Costas couldn't keep up with Stephen Colbert last night. On his game as always, Colbert decided to literally crawl inside of NBC's fireplace to warm his chilled bones. Except for the fact that the fireplace, of course, was fake. More »

Stephen Colbert Gives the Word on Republican Productivity

Colbert compared the Republican party to his cock-blocking college roommate Eric. Dude, there's a coat hanger on the doorknob! With the bi-partisan White House summit on health care around the corner, how will the Republicans continue their methodology of inaction? More »

Stephen Colbert Annoys Pot-Smoking Congressman

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen interviewed Rep. Mike Quigley, from Illinois' 5th District. During the course of their interview, Congressman Quigley let slip that he had smoked marijuana in high school and Stephen was all over it: More »

Stephen Colbert Calls Sarah Palin F*#@!ng Retarded

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen covered the fallout over Rahm Emmanuel referring to Congressional Democrats as "f-ing retards." More »

Stephen Colbert Demands Minorities, Conan O'Brien to Assemble the Perfect Entourage

Taking cues from the Republican party, Stephen Colbert decides to gather perfectly racial balance to his audience. Always sure to cover all the bases, he decides to include a tall, redheaded, newly-unemployed representative to his crew as well! More »

The Colbert Report: Will Work for iPad

Last night's Colbert Report was filled with topical jabs at new legislation allowing corporations to freely sponsor political figures, parties, and campaigns. Colbert jokingly pleaded for his own corporate gifts addressing the day's other major story: the iPad release. More »

Stephen Colbert Gives Obama Pointers on How to Escape Jury Duty

When it comes to jury duty, it seems the judicial system has caught on that every American isn't racist against everyone. So Stephen Colbert thinks outside the box to get Obama out of serving jury duty. More »

Has the Taliban Been Watching Mad Men?

According to the New York Times the Taliban has resorted to the kind of public image campaign that might might make them the new darlings of the Afghanistan political structure. Stephen fills us in, suggesting some ideas all his own. More »

Stephen Colbert Makes the Olympic Speed Skating Team

After being called a 'jerk' by Shani Davis late last year, Colbert takes to the ice with one goal: To prove that with only two hours of training he can beat the three world records holder at his own game. More »

Colbert Report Can't Resist Piling on the Conan Situation

Everyone is familiar with Morgan Freeman's soothing, authoritative voice. That's why Colbert had Freeman read blatantly untrue statements in his most trustworthy voice. One of those statements? That Conan could keep his 11:30 time slot. Ha! More »