Stephen Colbert Saves St. Patrick's Day, March Madness

No one can deny that Stephen Colbert is about the people. Tonight, he got down to the business of saving both St. Patrick's Day and making sure the men of America are free to watch every game of March Madness.

Stephen Colbert on Goal-Oriented Obese Woman: "Inhale Your Food, Reach for the Stars"

Donna Simpson (no relation) dreams of being the heaviest woman alive. Colbert has two products that could help her- and perhaps your- obesity related dreams come true: chocolate inhalers and corn kitty litter. More »

Stephen Colbert Puts Rumor To Rest: "Yes, I've Interviewed The Messiah"

Tonight, Stephen Colbert confirmed internet rumors—ones reported by the New York Times just last month, even—that one of last week's guests on The Colbert Report is in fact the second coming of a messiah for all mankind. Video Inside. More »

Stephen Colbert Belittles Glenn Beck Sponsor

As Stephen Colbert noted tonight, it turns out that Glenn Beck's sponsors might be as crazy as the guy himself. When the apocalypse comes, make sure to have your crisis herb garden! More »

Stephen Colbert Calls Out the Pope

Earlier this week, the Pope spoke out against full body airport scanners. He believes people should be judged by their integrity, and not by what they may be hiding under their pants. Tonight, Stephen Colbert wasn't buying it. More »

Stephen Colbert Watches Barack Obama Grow a Pair

Stephen Colbert has never liked Barack Obama, but—on tonight's episode of The Colbert Report—he finally figured out why: Obama has been going through "presidential puberty" and is finally starting to man up. (Bonus: Tom Hanks!) More »

Faces of America: One Big Happy Family

On Dr. Henry Louis Gates Jr.'s Faces of America, the nutty professor revealed to his celebrity panel the interrelation between them, going back innumerable generations and using extensive DNA testing to show the stars just how close they really are. More »

Stephen Colbert Will Fix Greece's Economy

It seems lately that Stephen Colbert has an answer for everything. On tonight's Colbert Report, he delved into European economics, suggesting how Greece could eliminate its debt problem by pushing it on the rest of the European Union. Video inside. More »

Stephen Colbert Kicks Canada When It's Down

Tonight marked the end of Stephen Colbert's epic coverage of the Vancouver Olympics, and he went out with a Canada-bashing bang. What do you do when the host country disappoints? You mock the HELL out of it, naturally. Video inside. More »

Stephen Colbert Is Not Who He Thinks He Is

Stephen Colbert's show persona relishes his ultra-American identity, and the real Colbert has been vocally proud of his Irish Catholic ancestry. On Faces of America, Henry Louis Gates Jr. turned Colbert's world upside-down when he revealed his hidden heritage. More »

Lindsey Vonn is a Total Giggle Box on The Colbert Report

On The Colbert Report last night, most of Olympic gold medalist Lindsey Vonn's interview was just her giggling. Here it is without Colbert, so you can pretend you told Lindsey Vonn a real knee slapper. You're welcome. More »

Stephen Colbert Attempts to Understand why NBC Sues Everyone over their Olympics Coverage

In an effort to figure out what a person can and can't say about NBC's Olympic coverage without getting sued, Stephen brought on his brother Ed Colbert—a copyright attourney—to help explain the difficulties surrounding the coverage Vancouverage. More »

Shaun White Talks Olympic Fashion, Mocks Figure Skaters on The Colbert Report

Tonight, the Flying Tomato landed in Stephen Colbert's cozy Vancouver studio, as Shaun White stopped by for a post-gold medal victory lap interview. White discussed the American snowboarding team's outfits with Colbert, but not before poking fun at figure skaters. More »

Stephen Colbert Shows That Nothing Is Real With NBC's Olympic Coverage

Bob Costas couldn't keep up with Stephen Colbert last night. On his game as always, Colbert decided to literally crawl inside of NBC's fireplace to warm his chilled bones. Except for the fact that the fireplace, of course, was fake. More »

Stephen Colbert Gives the Word on Republican Productivity

Colbert compared the Republican party to his cock-blocking college roommate Eric. Dude, there's a coat hanger on the doorknob! With the bi-partisan White House summit on health care around the corner, how will the Republicans continue their methodology of inaction? More »

Stephen Colbert Annoys Pot-Smoking Congressman

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen interviewed Rep. Mike Quigley, from Illinois' 5th District. During the course of their interview, Congressman Quigley let slip that he had smoked marijuana in high school and Stephen was all over it: More »

Stephen Colbert Calls Sarah Palin F*#@!ng Retarded

On last night's Colbert Report, Stephen covered the fallout over Rahm Emmanuel referring to Congressional Democrats as "f-ing retards." More »

Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon Wrestle in an Elevator

After a pretty normal interview, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon decided to leave the show together. After some polite banter, they get into an elevator, where Jimmy and Mr. America himself wrestle to the ground. More »

Stephen Colbert Pulls Out iPad at the Grammys

Moments ago at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards, Stephen Colbert presented the award for Song of the Year. One problem: he couldn't find the list of nominees. The Colbert solution? Look them up on the iPad! The hilarious video, inside. More »