Oprah's Beauty Special Showcases Hypothermia as a Skin Remedy

Lady O took a tour around the globe to see how other cultures treat beauty. A stop in Finland discovered that the Finnish smear honey on themselves and then roll in snow. In 5 degree weather. In a bikini. More »

Oprah Makes a Drew Brees Superfan's Dreams Come True

Today on Oprah, some guy who's not from New Orleans—but has a Saints gear-covered home—got to catch a football thrown by America's newest hunk, Drew Brees. The lucky fan definitely practiced his touchdown dance in the mirror beforehand. More »

Howard Stern Refuses to Stop Despising Jay Leno

Everyone has moved on from the Late Night fiasco except Howard Stern. Today he decided to meticulously dissect Leno's interview with Oprah to show how much of an asshole Leno is. Hey Howard, tell us something we don't know! More »

Caller Gets Sassy with "Narcissistic" Larry King

Tonight's Larry King Live ran the pop culture gamut: Jay Leno on Oprah, John and Elizabeth Edwards—even an appearance by non-gay Ted Haggard and wife Gayle. The best moment, though, was a sassy caller from Boca Raton. *Snaps* More »

Oprah Reveals the Difficulties of Food Addiction, Totally Insensitive Parenting

Today on Oprah, she featured a young man named Josh who struggled with food addiction and obesity. Although this is a complicated issue, his parents definitely show how not to deal with this problem. More »

Oprah Asks Kate Hudson About Her Now Defunct Relationship With A-Rod

Kate Hudson was on Oprah today to promote Nine. This show was without a doubt pre-recorded, because Oprah demands Kate discuss her relationship with A-Rod. Most likely while he was cheating on her. Awkward! More »

Oprah's Christmas at the White House: Nothing Exciting, Except for Baby Voices

Tonight, ABC aired Oprah's special, Christmas at the White House, in which the Queen of Daytime visited the Obamas and toured the decked out residence. And aside from baby talk and a Michelle shut down, it was so, so boring. More »

Ellen Makes Her Bid to Be The Next Oprah

For years, Oprah had the market cornered on the "Audience of Banshees" whenever she gave away a refrigerator. Now with Oprah stepping aside, Ellen is giving away her own junk—and her audience can scream. More »

Oprah Announces the End of Her Show, Gives a Tearful Goodbye

Oh, Oprah, don't cry! It'll all be alright! Just because it's the end of an era doesn't mean you'll disappear. You'll still have other shows, your magazine, squadillions of dollars, and a whole NETWORK with your face splashed over it. More »