Nature to Man: FU

So last week some humans decided to blow the crap out of some stupid tree that made a big mistake by growing. Well the trees are fed up. Watch as this mighty oak exacts revenge on a wood shed. More »

Crossing the Most Terrifying Bridge Ever

This bridge in Siberia is wobbly, narrow, long, and really high above the water. How anyone crosses this bridge without completely losing control of their bowels is beyond me. So let's see someone cross it!

The Curious Case of the Supermarket Buttsniffer

Ungh. So annoying. There you are, stocking up on countless packages of bologna for the coming winter, and there he is again. You know who we're talkin' about—the guy constantly trying to covertly smell your ass. More »

Do Not Let These Guys Park Your Car

When a set of keys is handed to a valet, a certain level of trust is exchanged. But for these valets, "park my car" is mistaken for "make my car do donuts." More »

Woman Throws Maniacal Tantrum After Getting Traffic Ticket

Getting a traffic ticket is no fun. Completely losing it and shrieking like a 5-year-old with ADHD who has run out of ritalin is certainly not the usual reaction. More »

Guy Perfectly Emulates Car Engine Sounds With Mouth

Some people have useful talents like juggling fire, or playing the keytar at a bus terminal for money. This guy has been touched by a beautiful angel with his ability to turn raspberries into car engines. More »

Homeless Spiderwoman Descending From Ceiling Will Haunt Your Dreams

Holy crap. A man kept getting his food stolen. He sets up a hidden camera, and what he discovers is beyond unsettling. This is invasive and weird and scary all over. More »

Stephen Colbert Shows Us Something We Cannot Unsee

Last night on Colbert's "the craziest f**king thing I've ever heard," was a creature found in New Jersey that attaches itself to an animal's tongue and feeds off it. We're pretty sure it's called a Snooki. More »

The Frequent Flyer Obsessed Put Other Obsessives to Shame

Think of any hobby and someone is probably obsessed with it. For documentaries, the more esoteric, the more intriguing. Well there is a bloc of people obsessed with accumulating frequent flyer miles. And it makes for a mesmerizing documentary short. More »

The Secrets to Making Fast Food Appear Palatable

For millennia, man has questioned how Burger King tricks consumers by making Whoppers look edible in commercials. The answer is simple: In order to make fast food look good, you must make it even more disgusting. More »

Judd Apatow Parody Rips Hole In Space-Time-Comedy Continuum

This movie is an insult to the mouth-breathers who enjoyed "Epic Movie." The trailer for "The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It," is worse than you can possibly imagine. (NSFW) More »

Russian Pop Singer Natalie Falls Off Stage With Class

Let's face it, there comes a time in everybody's life when they're going to fall off of a stage in front of a crowd of Russians. Here's a video tutorial of how to do it with grace and dignity. More »

Marilyn Monroe, Like, Totally Liked to Get Blazed

Here's video of Marilyn Monroe in the late 50's smoking a dooby with some friends in New Jersey. That is one happy dame! More »

Taiwanese Re-Enact Tiger Woods Incident Using the Magic of Animation

Well, I guess the Florida PD can call off the investigation. Our friends in Taiwan already used animation to re-enact exactly how the Tiger Woods fiasco (probably) transpired. Unbelievable. More »

A&E's Hoarders Discovers the Ultimate Cat Lady

Two hoarders, Shirley and Bailey, tried to take in as many stray cats in the neighborhood as possible. In taking in around 76(!) cats, they overlooked one important thing: feeding them. More »

The Top 12 Coolest Artificial Robot Animals

You can't find them at PETCO and they won't bring the emotional gratification of a real pet's affection, but if you're itching to replace kibble and fish flakes with batteries and power cords, check out these robot animals. More »

Really Scientific Pumpkin Exploding Experiment Goes Horribly Wrong

Knowledge is power. Until that knowledge blows up right in your face. More »

Jimmy Fallon Doing Neil Young Doing The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Say what you will about jimmy Fallon, the man can do good impressions. Here he is singing the theme song for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air in complete Neil Young get-up. More »

Man Marries Virtual Girlfriend

This past Sunday, Japan's new resident weirdo Sal9000 married the "love of his life," Nene Anegasaki. The catch? She currently resides inside of his Nintendo DS. More »

The Transgender Cultural Terrorist and the Sea

Man's eternal struggle with the primeval power whence he came: the oceans. The Divine David warns: "Where there is beauty... there is danger". Like Hemingway, but with more eyeshadow. More »

Paula Deen Gets Hit in the Face With a Flying Holiday Ham

Paula Deen is great at making cheesy ham and banana casseroles. She is not so great at catching out of control careening hams flying towards her at high velocities. Ouch. More »