Dina Lohan Spars with Matt Lauer During Tense Today Show Interview

World's greatest mother Dina Lohan (aka yours truly) was on The Today Show this morning to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT about her daughter Lindsay's jail stint (completed) and rehab stint (in progress). Several times, things got heated. Videos inside. More »

Meet the Courageous 18-Year-Old with a Brand New Bionic Hand

Michael Waldron was born with a congenital malformation that left him without four fingers on his right hand. Struggling to fit in—and function—his entire life, 18-year-old Waldron found new hope with a brand new bionic hand. Video inside. More »

The Dalai Lama Confuses, Is Confused By Today Show Anchors

The Dalai Lama continued his New York press tour this morning on Today. When Ann Curry introduced him to her co-anchors, confusion, awkward exchanges and even more awkward laughter (at a joke they clearly didn't understand) was abound. Video inside. More »

Kate Gosselin Has "No Other Option" Than to be Serial Reality Star

Kate Gosselin stated in an interview on The Today Show that she has literally no other choice than to be on unwatchable reality show after unwatchable reality show because it is literally the only way she can support her family. Literally. More »

The Today Hosts Poke Fun at Rod Blagojevich and His Inability to Use a Computer

Just in case you had any doubt that politicians were out of touch, or that Matt Lauer enjoys pointing out people's faults, please enjoy Exhibit A. More »

Joe Biden's Gaffes: A Foot-in-Mouth Chronology

After the health care bill became the health care law yesterday, Joe Biden dropped an f-bomb heard 'round the world. However, this was one of Biden's least egregious gaffes as it was accidental. The others are just PR nightmares. More »

Meredith Vieira Has a Thorn in Her Butt

While discussing Matt's interview with Michelle Obama on "Roses and Thorns," Matt asks Meredith where her thorn is. We assume she thought her mic was off when she replied right before commercial break, "in my butt." More »

The Today Show's Video Tribute to Itself: A Lengthy Look Back at 2009

We're all entitled to give ourselves a pat on the pack once in a while. Today brought self-congratulatory to a whole new level this morning in a twelve-minute-long video of their favorite moments of the year. Cue the insanity! More »

White House Party Crashers Play the Victim in Their First Television Interview

The Salahis went on The Today Show this morning to clear the air over what happened when they sneaked past security to attend a dinner at The White House. More »