Martha Stewart Confirms, Repeats Dick Joke on Late Night

Recently, we wondered whether a Facebook post by Martha Stewart contained a dick joke. Tonight, Stewart sat with Jimmy Fallon and—in between talk of travels and an orangutan she befriended—she confirmed (and repeated!) the phallic wisecrack. Video inside. More »

Chevy Chase Isn't Feeling Martha's Lentil Love

Martha, along with Chevy Chase and his wife Jayni, cooked up some lentil burgers this morning. However, Chevy wasn't exactly looking forward to consuming them, which he not-so-kindly told Martha. But all was made well when Chevy promised to strip. More »

Martha Takes A Stand Against Milking People

This video of Martha Stewart and goat farmers raises some serious questions and concerns. For starters, when is it OK for doctors to milk patients? More »

Martha Stewart Disses Rhianna's Hairdo

Leave it to Martha Stewart to sneak in a snobby dig in even the most pleasant of segments. In this video, Stewart bluntly vocalizes her dislike of the R&B star's haircut. More »

For Martha, Pork Size Matters

While cooking up some barbecued pork sandwiches with the Bromberg brothers of NYC's Blue Ribbon restaurant empire, Martha Stewart was shocked to see some pork shrinkage. Bigger isn't always better, Martha. More »

Martha Stewart Channels Her Inner Psychic

During her interview with Medium's Patricia Arquette, Martha Stewart revealed she has "little premonitions". Would have been nice to have one of those before she went to prison. More »

Try Not to Be Jealous of Martha Stewart's Palatial Estate

Martha began today's show with a minutes-long brag-fest about how totally awesome her farm is. Show me the investors I have to defraud to get a place like this, and I will take them for every cent. More »

Dreckitude Abounds During Andre Leon Talley's Visit with Martha

Despite being Contributing Editor of Vogue, Andre Leon Talley shocked us all this morning by confusing the rich buttery bread Brioche with the Chignon, a french twist hairstyle. Zut alors! More »

Mira Sorvino's Revealing Interview on Martha Stewart

Mira Sorvino stopped by The Martha Stewart Show today to plug her latest role, but instead gave everyone an eyeful. When Martha inquired about Mira's broken foot, she lifted it up for the camera, leaving very little to the imagination. More »

Kathie Lee and Martha Discuss Their Bad Girl Pasts

Terrorizing the crafting corner of their former elementary school, Kathie Lee and Martha must have been real trouble makers. This morning on Martha's show the pair discuss being locked in closets and rebelling against their brownie troops. More »

Martha and Maddow in the Kitchen

Martha and Rachel Maddow demonstrated that no spring treat is complete without breaking out the powertools. Here Martha once again proves that she wears the pants in her kitchen. Eat your heart out, Rachel! More »

Martha Stewart Finds True Beauty in a Bowl

When Martha Stewart brought staffers on as guests to preview recipes from her newest cookbook, she inadvertently found her bliss in a singing salad bowl. Usually collected and comically controlling, Martha loses it when she hears good porcelain. More »

Martha Stewart's Chickens Have Better Hairdos Than Divas

Today's Martha Stewart Show was all about chickens. These two specimens aren't your usual chicks, though—in fact, they look more like some nightmarish version of Diana Ross than your everyday hen with those coiffures. More »

Raquel and Martha Talk About Their Ta-Tas

Martha Stewart and Raquel Welch compare boobies! This is the most chemistry Martha has ever had with any guest on her show. They should work together more, perhaps in an out of this world dance video. More »

Jim Cramer Combines Financial Advice with Gardening Tips: Grow Yourself a Money Tree

Jim Cramer was on The Martha Stewart Show ready as always with some 'sound financial advice.' This time Cramer has figured out how to assuage our financial woes and stresses through gardening - by planting a money tree! More »

Martha Stewart is So Rich that She Can't Understand How Debit Cards Work

A financial expert was giving advice about tracking expenses online when Martha interrupted with questions about debit cards, asking "Does it just beep? What does it do when you overdraw?" Ten bucks says Martha's never received an overdraft charge, either. More »

The Marriage Ref Exposes Martha Stewart's Gangsta Side

On last night's Marriage Ref, a debate about the legitimacy of stealing from hotels led to a discussion of a pepper mill once lifted from Martha's home. Cedric the Entertainer then delivered a re-enactment; this must be exactly what happened. More »

Amy Sedaris on Martha Stewart: The Student Disappoints the Master

Martha had crafting kindred spirit Amy Sedaris on her show to make sashes and badges for the Girl Scout's anniversary. As her complimentary opposite, Martha knows the bizarro-world homemaker better shape-up if she wants a life of dogs wearing diamonds.

Ludacris Proves Exactly How Ludicrous His Feminist Ideas Are

Martha and Ludacris are at it again, and this time he demonstrated his ridiculous "feminist" ideas in practice. While the sentiment is admirable, he's difficult to take seriously when he speaks about giving women a voice on his album.

Martha Stewart Talks About Vibrators

Martha's up to a lot lately: she's a lover of sex scenes, and has a keen interest in wife-swapping. Today, she showed us that there's nothing like getting into the garden, planting tomato seeds and making thinly-veiled sex toy innuendos. More »