Glenn Beck Wants You to Do Your Homework

After watching Glenn Beck for three months (do not try this at home), a common theme emerges: it seems like he doesn't really want you to watch his show. More »

Breaking: Glenn Beck Still Glenn Beck's Biggest Fan

Glenn Beck—while comparing himself both to Obama and Reagan—acted as his own biggest cheerleader in a show-long tirade wherein he asserted that his Restoring Honor rally did not receive coverage accurate enough for his liking. More »

Get A Sneak Peek Of Glenn Beck's Big "Honor-Restoring" Speech

Tomorrow is the day we've all been waiting for—Glenn Beck's big fat Conservative "Restoring Honor" rally at the Lincoln Memorial! Today he gave us a lil' peek into what crazy topics he'll be discussing on the steps. More »

The Jon Stewart Clip That Will Make Glenn Beck Cry Real Tears (Again)

Do you remember when Jon Stewart skull-violated Glenn Beck in the most epic way possible? (If not, it's here.) Tonight, Stewart gave an encore, with a segment that tore down Beck's upcoming rally, university, credibility—everything, really. Video inside. More »

Glenn Beck is The Worst Party Guest of All Time

Glenn Beck says a lot of crazy things, but that doesn't mean he's always gloomy! Once, he went to a friend's party and—oh, he ruined that, too. When it comes to party-time, Glenn turns into Debbie Downer. More »

Glenn Beck Proves He—Not the Internet—Is Source of Obama Muslim Rumors

Beck does preface his arguments with "Obama is not a Muslim" but turns around and starts a 15-minute segment on why America thinks Obama is a Muslim. Although this clip's not 15 minutes long, some of the highlights are included. More »

Glenn Beck on Rick Sanchez: "The Dumbest Man Ever on Television"

Finally, something about which we can all agree with Glenn Beck: Rick Sanchez, CNN host and certified buffoon (video examples here), is "the dumbest man ever on television." Inside, video of Beck's hilarious Sanchez bash from his radio show yesterday. More »

Jon Stewart's Fox News Slam Over Political Donation Hypocrisy

Tonight, Jon Stewart exposed the hypocrisy of Fox News—and of its parent company, which just gave $1 million to the GOP—related to political donations and "money trail" conspiracy theories. Oh, yeah—Stewart also impersonated Glenn Beck again. Video inside. More »

Glenn Beck Mocks Nancy Pelosi for Loving God

Glenn Beck took the most Christian route to getting his point across by mocking Nancy Pelosi's inability to say "God" in a building funded by taxpayers. Although her word choice could be considered regrettable, his are downright un-Christian. More »

Jon Stewart Calls Out Obama, Glenn Beck for Inconsistent "Ground Zero Mosque" Statements

Tonight, Jon Stewart issued a one-two punch regarding the proposed "Ground Zero Mosque." First, to President Obama for flip-flopping on his support for it, and then to Glenn Beck for criticizing another's statements about 9/11 that he'd recently made himself. More »

What's Wrong With America? Booze, Hot Pants, Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and Montana Fishburne's Porn Career

The Soup highlighted all America's biggest issues. Glenn Beck thinks it's all about Mountain Dew and Cheetos, Nancy Grace blames the booze and hot pants, and Joel McHale is just concerned about Montana Fishburne's best-selling porn. More »

Glenn Beck's Mother was MacGyver, Father was Popeye

Gifted with sleight of hand from his mother and what appears to be cake-carving skills and a love of spinach from his father, Glenn Beck used his powers to work in radio and later on in television. More »

Glenn Beck Screams About Mountain Dew and Cheetos

This afternoon, Glenn Beck went off on a tangent about his belief that unwise government spending leads to the decay of cities. Then, he used some very energetic—and delicious!—metaphors, comparing public funding for the arts to junk food. More »

Glenn Beck Channels Inner Nine-Year-Old, Mocks Journo's Name

Getting ready to drop a few teaspoons of pure America into his crazy cake batter, Glenn Beck decided today to randomly poke fun at The Wall Street Journal's Thomas Frank. The crazy never ceases! Video inside. More »

Brian Urlacher Is Now Glenn Beck's Favorite Athlete

A week ago, Glenn Beck called Brian Urlacher a neo-Nazi. This week, Glenn calls Urlacher his favorite athlete for keeping cool during Beck's joke. He then takes license to make a Klan joke. More »

You Have to Pay Bill O'Reilly to Hang Out with His Work Colleagues

Visiting Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, Bill O'Reilly talked about going to a Yankees game with Glenn Beck and Geraldo. Apparently, it takes more than those two titans of talk to take Bill out to the ball game. More »

Glenn Beck Compares Shirley Sherrod Debacle to 9/11

Today, Glenn Beck fit a full hour of crazy into his press-conference-shortened show. He started by comparing July 21st, 2010 to September 11th, 2001 (apparently, today marked the end of our republic). Then, he called Brian Urlacher a "Neo-Nazi." More »

Glenn Beck is a Stand Up Comedian

Glenn Beck took his act on tour and revealed that he is indeed the stand up comedian everyone suspected. His set here comes complete with applause breaks, an "I love you too, [audience member]" and evading outright depression with jokes. More »

Visibly Distraught Glenn Beck Challenges Black Panthers

The man who gets into one-sided fights with the Internet or words like "social justice" declared his upcoming Restoring Honor rally open to Black Panthers because the patriot-fest is about building character, not laying claim to MLK's legacy. More »

Glenn Beck Writes Message on His Fingernails to Take a Shot at MSNBC

After a brief vacation from his usual craziness, Glenn Beck really delivered this afternoon. In a segment discussing journalistic integrity, Beck channeled his inner Lindsay Lohan—fingernail messages and all—to take a shot at MSNBC. Video inside. More »

Glenn Beck Tries Out a New Business Model

While promoting his book, The Overton Window, Glenn Beck came up with a commercial to show how his thriller is different from the everyday one. While others may give audiences what they want, Beck decided to go a different route. More »