Alvin Greene Dances His Way Around Interview Questions—Literally

This morning's Fox & Friends was the usual black hole of sadness and despair, but luckily, dancing Alvin Greene livened things up! Here is the senatorial hopeful shaking his groove thing. More »

Someone in this Interview Gets Punched for a Living

Chuck Liddell seems to be the safe bet in the beginning of the interview, but Brian Kilmeade and Not-Steve-Doocy start to make you wonder. It's definitely not the hairdresser, though. More »

Gene Simmons Has Advice For Lady Gaga

Gene Simmons visited Fox & Friends to talk about new music and his support of the troops. The gang didn't get to the troops but they did get to discuss Bill O'Reilly's favorite pop icon, Lady Gaga. More »

Fox & Friends Love Teddy Bears

The results of a travel study presented Brian Kilmeade an opportunity to show his sensitive side on Fox & Friends this morning. After learning that one in four men travels with a stuffed friend, Kilmeade introduced his best bud. More »

Steve Doocy and Al Sharpton Debate Glenn Beck's Upcoming Rally

The only thing these two disagree on is Sarah Palin's presence at the "Restoring Honor Rally," but for some reason it just feels like Doocy came ready for a fight. More »

Fox & Friends Dare Dolph Lundgren to Break Them

This morning, Fox & Friends had the revitalized Dolph Lundgren in to answer questions about The Expendables. From questions about not being American to Sly Stallone fawning, Doocy and Co. were begging to be broken by Ivan Drago. More »

Demi Lovato Throws the Jonas Brothers Under the Tour Bus

On this morning's Fox & Friends, Disney star Demi Lovato dished on the bad habits of her co-stars/ tour buddies/ former flames, the Jonas Brothers. During the segment, Lovato exposed the diabetes-be-damned sweet tooth of Nick Jonas. More »

Fox and Friends Have Terrible Comedic Timing

Faced with the potential to spread jokes like they worked for Old Spice, Steve Doocy and Gretchen Carlson took that opportunity and used it to recycle jokes and awkwardly interrupt their guest. More »

Best of the Jonas Brothers' Visit to Fox and Friends

Double entendres! Camp Rock 2! Panning shots of an excited audience composed of toddlers and teens! Road Dogs! Tiger Beat! Over fifteen minutes of visual goodies edited down to less than four for your viewing pleasure enclosed. Ronald Reagan! More »

Newt Gingrich: Ground Zero Mosque Is Like Nazis Putting a Sign Next to the Holocaust Museum

On Fox & Friends this morning, Newt Gingrich took nonsensical arguments against the Ground Zero Islamic cultural center (not a mosque) to a new level by comparing it to the Nazis putting up a sign next to the Holocaust Museum. More »

Fox and Friends Favor Erect Flagstaffs

Today on Fox and Friends' Who's Ruining the Economy? segment, host Stuart Varney is up in arms, defending you, the American taxpayer, from free Viagra for Milwaukee public school teachers. More »

Meet The Seven-Year-Old Who Got Her Lemonade Stand Shut Down

Seven-year-old Julie Murphy was just trying her hand at the old summer past-time of running a lemonade stand—until she got served with papers from the Portland health department shutting her down because she didn't have a $120 food safety permit. More »

Fox & Friends Prepares For the Apocalypse

UFC fighter Forrest Griffin stopped by Fox & Friends to discuss his new apocalypse survival guide. When guest host Clayton Morris asked Griffin for some self-defense tips, he almost took an involuntary nap. More »

This Will Probably Be on The Daily Show

Fox and Friends gathered a bunch of white people and an Asian lady in a ballroom in Arizona and had them complain about Barack Obama and how he hates them individually. More »

Fox & Friends Fight for the Right to have Ladies' Nights in Bars

This morning's Fox & Friends revisited a discrimination case filed against a Minnesota bar because of the bar's Ladies' Night. Things escalated when Gretchen Carlson and a panel discussed wages, free speech, and a hip-hop dance instructor. More »

Fox and Friends Knows More about Baseball than You

It's the Year of the Pitcher because no one is on steroids anymore. Duh, you're welcome America. Problem solved. Sincerely, Fox and Friends. More »

Guess Which One of these People is a Pedophile

While setting up a segment about Georgia's recent relaxation of their pedophilia laws, Gretchen introduced two gentlemen on opposite sides of the law. Which one was on which side is what will surprise you. More »

Fox & Friends Present the Song of the Summer: Tea Party Anthem "I Am America"

Every summer needs that one song. Lots of artists have tried to musically define the summer but no one has succeeded. Until now. Fox & Friends presents the Summer Jam of 2010, Krista Branch's "I Am America." More »

Alvin Greene Makes his First Speech

Fox and Friends obtained Alvin Greene's first speech for the South Carolina Senate seat and aired their favorite clips. Needless to say, Alvin Greene did not garner himself an endorsement. More »

Fox & Friends Are Really Excited For the Hot Party

On this morning's Fox & Friends, a new political party capture the hearts of the hosts. Brian Kilmeade, Steve Doocy, and Gretchen Carlson seem ready to throw all their support behind the recently-founded Romanian Hot Party. More »

Chad Ochocinco on LeBron, Cheryl Burke and His New Show

Chad Eightfive is convinced this LeBronukkah ended fortuitously for everyone except the Cavaliers' owners and records a video lovenote for Cheryl Burke only to turn around and explain how great it is to be dating eighty-five women. More »