Dakota Fanning Is a Horrible Athlete

Dakota Fanning is a great actress, but she's a horrible athlete—that's what she told Jay Leno on yesterday's Tonight Show, at least. Does this remind anyone else of the Full House episode where Michelle plays soccer? Video inside. More »

The Sexualization of Dakota Fanning is Complete, and It's Scary

So... Dakota Fanning. You know, that cute, innocent little actress. Isn't she so cute and innocent? Not anymore! Fanning was on Late Night tonight, wearing a too-short dress and discussing "steamy" lesbian scenes in The Runaways. This is not OK. More »

Dakota Fanning Will Make You Lose Faith in Sex, Drugs, and Rock-and-Roll

But mostly sex. This isn't The Runaways trailer that hints at Fanning's metamorphosis from innocent pupa to sexed-up butterfly, this is the music video for "Cherry Bomb", which shoves Fanning's drug-addled, hypersexual portrayal of Cherie Currie down your throat. More »

Avert Your Eyes! Dakota Fanning is Trying to be a Sex Symbol

People who shouldn't sing "Cherry Bomb" while writhing around on the floor: The Queen Mum, Martha Stewart, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Mario Batali, and Dakota Fanning. Dakota Fanning being the one I would like to see least. And yet...here we are. More »

Dental Discussions with Dakota Fanning

The perks of child stardom (money, berserk fans, adulthood irrelevance) comes with the price of living out awkward stages in public. Dakota Fanning's growing pains were her ugly teeth, the only thing anyone ever wanted to talk about with her. More »