Gilbert Gottfried is Not Too Big to Schill for Your Crappy Product

Gilbert Gottfried hasn't exactly been getting tons of work lately. He was fine in Hysterical Psycho, but other than that, it's been slim pickins. So if a voiceover gig for a shoehorn-on-a-stick comes along, Gottfried is very available. More »

Cheer Up, Freak Dog Loves You

Nothing puts a smile on a child's face like a full grown man dressed as an Afghan Hound frantically trying body-morphing, terror-inducing tricks in the backyard, while simultaneously shilling potato chips (or some strange Japanese bastardization thereon). More »

Calvin Klein Asks If You Want to See His #@$%

Hey You! Calvin Klein has rustled up a group of shiny dudes to sell their manties (that's man-panties). Old news, right? But what's new is this $#@%g editing schtick taken a wee bit too far. More »

Take a Trip with this IHOP Ad from the 60's

Although they were doubtlessly trying to present a wholesome image, there's something about this ad that makes you feel like you're on drugs. What is it about grainy footage of people running through a field with balloons that suggests LSD? More »

PS-eh? The Craziest Canadian Public Service Announcements

Like all youths in my country, I sat in my family's homestead watching in rapt attention, internalizing the Canadian values transmitted through these messages. These crazy PS-ehs are remembered fondly and have become Canadian memes threaded through our personal history. More »

Designer Jeans Too Uncomfortable? May We Suggest Pajama Jeans! Sweats AND Jeans In ONE!

Why waste the time to get dressed in regular jeans? The button, the zipper... plus they're so stiff! Sweatpants look too dressed down! What to do? Well, that is the genius behind Pajama Jeans! More »

Lady McDonald, Burger at Your Breast

The sole indicator of this silent woman's corporate ties is her ketchup and mustard ensemble. Her existence and back-story—her relation to Ronald and her placement in fast food mythology—are, like so many Japanese imports, shrouded in mystery. More »

Alcoholic Advancements: the Disposable Flask

Committed to alcoholism, but having a tough time sustaining 24-hour inebriation with your busy schedule? Try Disposable Flasks, the handy way to drink anywhere, while avoiding the shame of clunky metal options. Available in leopard print to match your Snuggie! More »

The Darwinian Dungaree

This 1970s Levi's commercial poses the existentialist question man must ask himself when faced with an evolutionary reality: if humans developed differently, say, if they had become fish—which type of polyester blend Levi's would they fancy? More »

Verizon Copies Classic Big Red Ad, Causes Severe Déjà Vu

Thought those Super Bowl copy-cat commercials were a one-time thing? Turns out it was the beginning of a sad trend. Watch as Verizon Wireless makes a classic Big Red ad turn over in its tin-foil wrapped grave. More »

Drake Stars in the Most WTF-Worthy Soda Commercial of All Time

Instead of having Drake rap about how their lemon-lime soda is the best he's ever had, Sprite opted to freak everyone in America out. Watch as Drake nonchalantly busts into a million sprite hemorrhaging, robotic pieces. More »

Friskies Cat has Delicious Acid Trip in Olympics Commercial

This was one moment from the Olympics that most of you probably missed—but that we at Gawker.TV rewound, recorded, and uploaded for the world to enjoy. So come enjoy the acid trip that apparently is cat food. More »

Toshiba's Space Chair Project Sends a Chair 98,268 Feet into the Air

Advertisers go to great lengths—or in this case, heights—to produce high-quality commercials that move consumers. Toshiba UK tied a chair to a balloon with an HD camera and sent it into space, becoming the highest HD commercial ever. More »

Old Spice Commercials Keep Getting Weirder

The latest Old Spice commercial is too awesome not to post. "I'm on a horse." True, Old Spice. True. More »

Jason Alexander's Cringe-Worthy Jenny Craig Ad

In case you were wondering, the Seinfeld curse is alive and well. You may have been nominated for an Emmy, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, but Jason Alexander wasn't. He's currently losing weight in the girliest way possible. More »

Every Violent Act From Last Night's Super Bowl Commercials

Someone collected every slap, hit, and punch-buggy from all of this year's Super Bowl ads and mashed them up into one, glorious, violent 30-second video. Watch and cringe. More »

Japanese Shaving Commercial Is Just As Strange As You'd Think

Skydivers are regular people, they put their speedsuits on one leg at a time. They look for ways to cut down on their morning routines like shaving during their rapid descent towards the ground. More »

The Superbowl's Greatest Commercials Tests Limits of What Humans Can Watch

Why subject mankind's senses to an entire hour of commercials only to be interrupted by fat Luke Wilson? Expensive ads are an important part of the Superbowl experience, but last night's travesty was the worst spin-off since Joanie Loves Chachi. More »