Four Lions Trailer Is Explosively Funny (Because It's A Comedy About Terrorism)

This Four Lions bomb is about to drop (in theaters!), and it looks really good. But is a comedy about terrorism too soon? No, because it captures humor in a might-be-insensitive-but-not-really-it's-making-fun-of-terrorists-not-victims-so-take-that-stick-outta-your-ass kinda way. Trailer inside. More »

Can Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest Just Bang Already?

Ryan Seacrest got all up in Simon Cowell's grill last night on Idol. It all seemed a bit theatrical and forced, but it just reeked of sexual tension. Why? Because Ryan Seacrest wants to make sweet love to Simon Cowell. More »

Jimmy Kimmel and Letterman Get Nostalgic About Hating Jay Leno

Nobody misses The Late Night Wars more than Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman. In addition to allowing them to openly mock Jay Leno, it was a big boost to their ratings. And Kimmel's having a hard time letting it go. More »

16 and Pregnant: Breaking Up With Your Baby

Lori broke up with her boyfriend, Corey, and it was quite the story at the Montessori. But this allegory ends a bit whorey, as she got pregnant. That's where the problems begin. More »

Zach Galifianakis' "Between Two Ferns" With Ben Stiller

This should almost be presented without comment. Words don't really do it justice unless there's some word beyond "really funny." Hislarical? Seriously, don't drink coffee while watching this. More »

The Inglorious Basterds Clapperboard Lady is Hilarious

Clapping a slate over-and-over again can get a little bit boring. That's why Inglorious Basterds' slate lady, Geraldine Brezca, adds a little bit of spice to her otherwise banal job. "Scene 34 Blow Job!" Brillz. More »

Defacing Historical Roman Sculptures is America's Favorite Past time

You know why people all around the world love America so much? They envy us because we don't give a shit. We don't care about their religions, their culture, their food, or their stupid 500-year-old fountains. USA! USA! More »

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: the Book Trailer

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies has the heart wrenching narrative of a Jane Austen novel, but the gore of slaughtering zombies. So everybody wins! And the trailer promoting the book drives home the bloodlust of the Bennett sisters. Classic Austen! More »

Anthony Bourdain's Seamless Transition to "Old-Man Bourdain"

Anthony Bourdain has gone from hip middle-aged man who travels the world, to a crotchety old man who travels the world so gradually we almost didn't notice. But there he was last night, complaining, aching, and just being old. More »

If The Treme Trailer Doesn't Excite You, You Probably Hate TV

The first full-length trailer for HBO's Treme, David Simon's second TV show after The Wire, features John Goodman, takes place in post-Katrina New Orleans, focuses on jazz, and looks like a can't miss. We. Cannot. Wait. More »

Evil Dead Claymation Is Bloody Good Time

Check out this awesomely gory claymation of the movie Evil Dead. From the buckets of blood to the melting faces, this is one remake worth your time. More »

Chris Dodd Compares the Senate Finance Bill to a Colonoscopy

On The Early Show, Senator Dodd applauds Harry Smith's recent televised colonoscopy, but he likens the feeling of having ones anus checked to passing the finance reform bill. The only difference being a colonoscopy usually accomplishes something. More »

Michael Moore is a Sad, Defeated Man on Tavis Smiley

Michael Moore emerged from a long hiatus to voice his outrage about health care on Tavis Smiley. What came out was the sad reality that one man cannot change the world—unless he's skinny. More »

Lion King Toy Has More Than a Kung-Fu Grip

Who is designing toys these days? Pedophiles? People who want to crush the souls of children? Is this China's doing? Because if so, they are very sneaky in breaking the American spirit. Toys, in most forms, should not aggressively hump. More »

Your Monday Night TV Lineup

Tonight on that warm glowing box: Chuck tries to uncover secrets about his mother on Gossip Girl, things get sad on True Life: I Need a Transplant, and Jessica Simpson goes to Thailand to bleach her asshole. More »

Minute To Win It Continues Trend of Pointless Game Shows

NBC's newest game show Minute to Win It may not be the worst show on NBC, but that's only because we're reserving that title for The Marriage Ref. This show is right behind it. More »

Is this "Extreme Beer Pong" Video a Fake?

This game of beer pong takes its players all the way into the sky...but is that really possible or is this all just editing tricks? More »

New Cologne For Men Lets You Smell Like a Vagina All Day Long

You're probably tired of smelling like steak and used diapers all day because, let's face it, you're disgusting. Maybe a fragrance is in order. It shouldn't be too offensive, but should remain familiar. Perhaps the literal scent of a woman? More »