Your Thursday Night TV Lineup

TONIGHT: Andy Samberg plays a park ranger on Parks and Recreation, Liz Lemon thinks she's met her future husband, ABDC gets inspired by Usher, and March Madness begins (and unfortunately, takes over TV for the next few weeks.)

8:00 PM
Flashforward The show is back with a special two-hour episode that promises to catch up any new viewers that missed the show's run in the fall. (ABC)
Community Jeff gets competitive in pottery class when another student exposes raw talent while Britta, Troy, and Shirley go for a boat ride with Pierce during his boating class. (NBC)
March Madness First-round games in Oklahoma City (Northern Iowa-UNLV, Kansas-Lehigh); New Orleans (East Tennessee St.-Kentucky, Texas-Wake Forest); San Jose (Marquette-Washington, Montana-New Mexico); and Providence, R.I. (Georgetown-Ohio, San Diego St.-Tennessee). (Starts at 7:00)
Parks and Recreation (8:30) Jerry gets mugged in the park, sparking Leslie to meet with the head park ranger—played by Andy Samberg. (NBC)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Are your favorite shows pre-empted by college basketball? Watch this faux musical biopic starring John C. Reilly instead. (AMC)

9:00 PM
Selling New York Series premiere. The show stars Manhattan real estate agents and their fancy-pants properties. Tonight focuses on a Park Avenue apartment that is put up for sale after a couple divorces. (HGTV)
Police Women of Maricopa County Amie nabs a fugitive, Kelly takes part in a drug raid, and Deb responds to a domestic dispute. Ladycops can do things too, people! (TLC)
The Office Sabre releases "Sales is King" as their new motto, blowing up the egos of the sales team and leaving the rest of the staff frustrated. (NBC)
30 Rock (9:30) Liz Lemon continues to explore her relationship with Wesley, her fellow dental surgery patient, as Jack plots to nab a CEO position and Tracy's quest for his EGOT gets put on hold when his ex-nann writes a tell-all book about him. (NBC)

10:00 PM
Archer Season finale. Sterling Archer goes on a journey to find his real father which ends up being a trap. This leads to a confrontation with Malory which we can only assume we be resolved in Season 2. (FX)
Real Housewives of New York City Alex flips her shit when Jill and LuAnn make rude comments about her kids. (Bravo)
The Marriage Ref Tonights panelists include Jason Alexander, Cedric the Entertainer, and Martha Stewart. (NBC)
Project Runway The designers must work in teams again and some kind of conspiracy is revealed, creating drama for all in the workroom. (Lifetime)
America's Best Dance Crew The remaining crews must choreograph routines inspired by Usher's music videos. (MTV)
LA Ink Kat must intervene in the feud between Adrienne and Liz. (TLC)
Important Things with Demetri Martin Demetri explores the idea of "2" for the second week in a row. (Comedy Central)
The Sarah Silverman Program (10:30) Sarah's revelation that she's mentally challenged prompts her to spread the word to others, Brian and Steve have accidental out-of-body experiences. (Comedy Central)

Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?
The Daily Show: Gary Locke (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Mary Matalin (Comedy Central)
Lopez Tonight: Johnny Weir, Andy Garcia, Lance Gross, Lucrecia (TBS)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Janet Jackson, Clark Duke, Orianthi (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Lucy Liu, Gene Simmons (NBC)
Last Call with Carson Daly Mark Duplass, Marina Orlova, Wild Light (NBC)

Send an email to Whitney Jefferson, the author of this post, at whitney@gawker.com.

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