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TONIGHT: South Park returns for its 14th season, a finalist is eliminated from American Idol, Addicted has is series premiere, nu-Scrubs has it's season (series?) finale, Tinsley's Mother weirds everyone out on High Society, and Estelle drops by Shear Genius.
8:00 PM
Scrubs Season finale. Due to it's less-than-stellar reviews and numbers, Scrubs' season 9 finale might end up being it's Series finale. Either way, you should watch and see how the writers attempt to get us to like the show again. (ABC)
America's Next Top Model The models gear up for their first photoshoot. Andre Leon Talley (Vouge's Editor-at-large) joins the judges for the season's first elimination. (The CW)
Human Target Chance reconnects with Emma Barnes, Guerrero recruits a new member of the team. (Fox)
Mercy Veronica treats an anorexic patient whose symptoms mirror her own issues, Chloe warms up to Briggs, and Sonia runs into an ex at a St. Patrick's Day celebration. (NBC)
Independence Day In the mood for a movie? ABC Family is showing Will Smith's 1996 movie about alien spaceships attacking earth. (ABC Family)
9:00 PM
American Idol One of the Top 12 finalists is eliminated. (Fox)
Throwdown with Bobby Flay Stuffed french toast is tonight's challenge, yum! (Food Network)
High Society (9:30) When Tinsley goes to Paris for fashion week and meets her German Prince, it does not turn out well. Then, Tinsley's mother does something very awkward that makes everyone uncomfortable. (The CW)
10:00 PM
South Park Season 14 Premiere. The season opener reveals that soem of the 4th graders are, in fact, sex addicts. Does anyone else smell a Tiger Woods joke here? (Comedy Central)
Addicted Series Premiere. This new reality show highlights the addicted (duh) and tonight centers around Amanda, a 31-year-old herion addict & alcoholic. (TLC)
The Real World Erica is unhappy about living in the house. (MTV)
Law & Order: SVU Benson and Stabler question the validity of a rap accusation. (NBC)
Shear Genius The contestants provide the red carpet looks for Estelle's CD release party. She also shows up later in the episode as a judge. (Bravo)
Ugly Betty Betty falls for a playwright she's writing about for Mode, Justin falls for a classmate, and Wilhelmina lands in the hospital with an ulcer. (ABC)
Ugly Americans (10:30) Series Premiere. This new cartoon takes place in New York City and revolves around Mark—a social worker who attempts to make monsters, demons, and vampires to get along with humans. But will people get it? (Comedy Central)
Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?
The Daily Show: Snoop Dogg (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Nell Irvin Painter (Comedy Central)
Lopez Tonight: Wanda Sykes, Peter Facinelli, Loni Love (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Avril Lavigne (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Dwayne Johnson, Switchfoot (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Dakota Fanning, Joseph Fiennes, the XX (NBC)
Last Call with Carson Daly Kat Von D, Dan Smith, Garfunkel & Oates, Metric (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Gerard Butler, Mindy Kaling, Free Energy (CBS)
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