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Tonight on that warm glowing box: Chuck tries to uncover secrets about his mother on Gossip Girl, things get sad on True Life: I Need a Transplant, and Jessica Simpson goes to Thailand to bleach her asshole.
8:00 PM EST
Chuck: When Casey sets out on a side mission for his former commander (Robert Patrick), he lands in jail for treason. (NBC)
House: A high-school senior blacks out during a school field trip and hallucinates repeatedly at the hospital. (Fox)
Top Gear In the Season 14 opener, the hosts head to Romania in search of an obscure stretch of tarmac that some drivers say is the world's greatest road. (BBC America):
9:00 PM EST
24: Bauer and Ortiz work together in the field to protect New York.
Gossip Girl: Jenny's relationship with Damien concerns Rufus and Lily. Meanwhile, Chuck discovers some things about the woman who may be his mother; and Dan and Vanessa try to date other people.
Ultimate Cake Off: Cakes created for a monster truck competition.
10:00 PM EST
Damages: Patty and Ellen search for the missing Carol Tobin. (FX)
Greek: Casie goes on a camping trip with Cappie and his parents. Wackiness ensues! (ABC Family)
Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty: Jessica Simpsons learns about skin bleaching in Thailand. (VH1)
Kell on Earth: The stress reaches a fever pitch for a nerve-jangled Stefanie, who corners Kelly about her workload and contemplates her future at People's Revolution. (Bravo)
True Life: I Need a Transplant: Cameras follow two young people as they undergo major surgical procedures, including a college student who needs a new kidney, and a 25-year-old newlywed with leukemia who needs a bone-marrow transplant.
Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Terry Bradshaw, Kara DioGuardi, Ziggy Marley (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Jude Law, Toni Collette, Freeway (NBC)
Last Call with Carson Daly Giovanni Ribisi, Evan Lysacek, Phoenix (R) (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Jennifer Aniston, Charles Moore (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Adam Goldberg, Abbie Cornish (R) (CBS)
Jimmy Kimmel: Queen Latifah, "Bachelor" Jake Pavelka & Vienna Girardi, Galactic (R) (ABC)
Daily Show: Michael Lewis
Colbert Report: Robert Baer
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