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TONIGHT: Ally Sheedy plays a murderous man, the Orange County housewives reunite for a catfight moderated by Andy Cohen, Chelsea Handler's interview special, Tinsley Mortimer's reality show debut, and Top Model is back (sans Miss J, plus Perez Hilton).
8:00 PM
America's Next Top Model In the season 14 opener, some of you may notice a new judge at the table: Andre Leon will be replacing J. Alexander. Also appearing in tonight's episode is Perez Hilton. (The CW)
Scrubs Kelso and Cole both recieve some unsettling test results. (ABC)
Human Target Chance reconnects with an ex-girlfriend and heads off to South America. (Fox)
Mercy Veronica adds some sizzle to her romance with Sands, and James Van Der Beek goes on a VIP house-call with Chloe. (NBC)
New Adventures of Old Christine When Christine convinces Ritchie's principal to let the students take the subway on their field trip, she gets left at the station. (CBS)
9:00 PM
Modern Family Something goes awry when Jay accidentally kills a turtle and Judy Greer guest stars as an old ex-girlfriend of Phil's. (ABC)
American Idol The top 8 male finalists give it their all. (Fox)
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion, Part 1 Andy Cohen hosts this part one of what will most likely be a gigantic catfight. (Bravo)
High Society (9:30) Tinsley Mortimer's new show premieres tonight. We hear it's pretty boring—with the exception of her batshit crazy mother. (The CW)
Criminal Minds Gabrielle Carteris guest-stars as the team investigates a truck driver who abducts women. (CBS)
Throwdown with Bobby Flay Cuban sandwiches are tonight's challenge against Nick Vazquez, owner of Azucar in Jersey City. (Food Network)
10:00 PM
Psych Ally Sheedy gust stars as a man and a murderer in the season 4 finale. (TBS)
First Love, Second Chance Watch former couples try to reunite and make it work on the series premiere. (TV Land)
The Real World Andrew falls in love (again?) and Erika finds herself frustrated with her lack of a music career. (MTV)
Shear Genius Seven contestants remain in a challenge involving math and geometric shapes. (Bravo)
Chelsea's Big Interview Special Chelsea Handler interviews Demi Moore, Bradley Cooper, and Robin Wright(-Penn?). (E!)
CSI: New York Two young journalists are murdered during an investigation of old fraud. (CBS)
Tosh.0 (10:30) Daniel Tosh gives a web redemption to a baseball fan in Philly. (Comedy Central)
Billy the Exterminator In the season two premiere, Billy will a rattlesnake in a funeral home and bats in the attic. (A&E)
Law & Order: SVU Stabler and Benson reopen an 20-year-old case. (NBC)
Ugly Betty Betty dates an annoying firefighter in order to help the investigation of a fire at her family's home. Hilda meets Bobby's parents, Wilhelmina runs into an old boyfriend, and Claire considers Tyler for a position at Mode. (ABC)
Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?
The Daily Show: Jerry Seinfeld (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Sean Carroll (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Christoph Waltz, Tom Papa, Manchester Orchestra (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Lenny Kravitz, Khloe & Lamar Odom, Emilio Estefan (TBS)
Chelsea Lately Amy Ryan (E!)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Kristen Stewart, Guy Fieri, Ryan Bingham (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Forest Whitaker, Rachael Harris, the National (NBC)
Last Call with Carson Daly David Arquette, Lisa Hannigan (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Donald Trump (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Dominic Monaghan, Lindsay Sloane (CBS)
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