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TONIGHT: Gossip Girl is back, JLo's on How I Met Your Mother, another couple who met on The Bachelor will get married on TV tonight, Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller lend their voices to Phineas and Ferb and more!
8:00 PM
How I Met Your Mother Robin enlists the help of a beautiful self-help author (played by Jennifer Lopez) to get Barney at his own game. (CBS)
Chuck Chuck loses his ability to "flash" and thus, is forbidden to go on a mission. Brandon Rough guest stars. (NBC)
House A blogger (played by Laura Prepon) is admitted to the hospital with unexplained bruises blogs all about the doctors treating her—and takes the advice of her readers over the hospital staff. (Fox)
Phineas and Ferb Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor lend their voices to this kid's show tonight. (Disney XD)
The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's Wedding 2009's Bachelor, Jason Mesnick, became famous for rejecting his bride-to-be in the season finale—only to decide he made a mistake. Now the two are set to wed tonight for America to see. Gavin DeGraw and American Idol's Jason Castro will perform at the ceremony. (ABC)
Good Eats Tonight's episode, "The Ballad of Salty and Sweet," will explore foods that are both salty and sweet—such as bacon pralines. (Food Network)
9:00 PM
Gossip Girl Nate and Serena contemplate becoming more than just friends, Dan and Vanessa try to move past her profession of love for Dan, Jenny goes on a date with Damien, and Chuck tries to find out more about the mysterious woman and his father's funeral. So glad to have this show back. (The CW)
24 Day 8: 2:00AM - 3:00AM: a key person at CTU is demoted and an annoying parole officer drops by. (Fox)
Trauma Rabbit and Marisa care for the victims of a bank robbery while Boone makes a critical career decision. (NBC)
Two and a Half Men In an episode titled "I Found Your Mustache," Charlie and Chelsea decide to have one-night-stands after they break up. (CBS)
True Life: I'm Ex-Amish The show centers around stories from young people who have left the Amish community. (MTV)
Unwrapped Tonight is all about crunchy treats: Nestle Crunch, Fisher Nuts, croutons, and biscotti. (Food Network)
10:00 PM
Castle A woman's body is found hanging from bondage cuffs covered in caramel sauce, leading Castle and Beckett into New York City's sexual-domination circle. (ABC)
CSI: Miami An unpopular receptionist is killed at the workplace with an ax. (CBS)
Law & Order A woman's body is found in a hotel's food-service cart. (NBC)
Damages Ellen must choose between her boss and Patty, while Patty sends Tom abroad. (FX)
Greek As Mardi Gras celebrations hit campus, Casey can't study for the LSAT. Evan secretly takes a job as a bartender at a gay night club while Katherine pressures Rusty into a relationship. (ABC Family)
Kell on Earth Kelly, Emily, and Robyn stick around London for this episode—which means that the pressure is on to keep things running smoothly back in New York. (Bravo)
The Buried Life Tonight marks the first season finale for the show which will end in a gigantic party. (MTV)
Who's on the Late Night Couches Tonight?
The Daily Show: Harry Markopolos (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Tom Hanks (Comedy Central)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Robin Wright, Corinne Bailey Rae (ABC)
Lopez Tonight: Evan Lysacek, Don Cheadle, Annalynne McCord, J. Alexander (TBS)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Simon Cowell, Richard Roeper, Ben Harper (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Abigail Breslin, Chris Parnell, Ted Leo (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Kelly Ripa, Lady Antebellum (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Isaac Mizrahi (CBS)
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